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Post by comicforce on Feb 2, 2016 17:01:38 GMT
(ROTFLOL! This thread!)
"Don't get lost!" Jane called after him, (OK as we have named Steven, it's about time Jane got a name too!) "It's nearly Midnight, and very dark outside!"
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Post by joiedevivre on Feb 2, 2016 20:50:59 GMT
"Jane you ignorant slut!"
Ha ha had to say it..... probably only Sharon will get that joke though.....
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Post by LdySpace on Feb 2, 2016 21:10:18 GMT
LOLOL, I said the EXACT same thing in my head!!!
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Post by joiedevivre on Feb 2, 2016 22:00:16 GMT
Yeah you found the clip! Go Sharon!  Ha ha ha we'll get back to the story; this was just a quick commercial break from Saturday Night Live... |
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Post by darkhorse on Feb 2, 2016 22:28:17 GMT
Hmm, is it a coincidence that Row named her Jane? You girls are having way too much fun with this lol. I'll let someone else continue the story since I don't know why Steven leaves - I would've argued until daylight... oooh Daylight...
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Post by joiedevivre on Feb 9, 2016 2:17:39 GMT
Jane's words fell on deaf ears; Steven kept running at High Speed, under the Sleeping Sun, not knowing or caring where he might end up.
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Post by comicforce on Feb 9, 2016 21:27:07 GMT
(total coincidence, I have never seen that before! LOL).
Eventually he saw a sign that said, 'Violet Hill Cafe 200 yards' so he stopped, the place offered his favourite drink a Strawberry Swing..
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Post by joiedevivre on Feb 9, 2016 22:02:17 GMT
Yum I want that drink!
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Post by darkhorse on Feb 10, 2016 6:24:56 GMT
"Please give me a 42 ounce drink," he said, "I Ran Away from my crazy girlfriend. She will need a psychologist in the morning."
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Post by LdySpace on Feb 10, 2016 22:30:58 GMT
"What is your trouble?" the bartender asked as he wiped down the bar. "Can you believe I thought she was the One I Love?" Steven said as he chugged his 42-ounce Strawberry Swing. "Whoa there, buddy!" the bartender said. "Everything's Not Lost."
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Post by comicforce on Feb 11, 2016 20:26:06 GMT
(Wow.. four!)
'I used to see Life in Technicolour' He sighed swigging down his drink. 'Now it's just grey and I feel like I am back to Square One".. He slumped dramatically over the bar, sobbing into his hands...
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Post by darkhorse on Feb 12, 2016 23:56:30 GMT
After the bartender heard his story, he said, "I'm so sorry your Valentine's Day will not go as planned. However, I know a good psychologist - his name is Mylo Xyloto. He will save your relationship at High Speed."
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Post by comicforce on Feb 13, 2016 22:51:53 GMT
Steven sniffed loudly, and wiped his eyes on a huge spotted hankerchief that he pulled from his pocket. "Mylo Xyloto?" He brightened up, "Isn't he The Scientist who discovered the Speed of Sound?"
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Post by joiedevivre on Feb 13, 2016 22:59:21 GMT
"Why yes he is!", exclaimed the bartender, "He's very smart!" "Help Is Round The Corner to change How You See The World", he said, as he handed over a business card.
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Post by LdySpace on Feb 14, 2016 22:30:02 GMT
"I hope this guy is worth it," Steven said, slurping the last of his drink, "He lives all the way in Amsterdam." He looked back to the bartender as he opened the door to leave. "He'd better be ready to work Miracles."
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